Aggregate Twitterage

• 09:48 Ha! Using only a hotel coffeemaker, a teabag, a packet of coffeemate & some water I have made something completely undrinkable! Good morning #
• 12:46 twitpic.com/145cpi - For @meteoritemen. Geoff, the Hodges meteorite. Where I was talking this morning. #
• 12:50 @ThatKevinSmith I'm not stealing them. I'll give them back when I'm done. Except @amandapalmer. I'm keeping her. #
• 13:04 twitpic.com/145fxr - Following orders from the twitterverse I am having lunch at @dreamlandbbq. Here with Hank Lazer. #
• 13:29 @ThatKevinSmith most of those Newts are actually pirates. The one-eyedness is nothing to do with me being a warlock. #
• 13:40 @TempleofAnubis well done! #
• 13:58 @charminglynne thank you. I had a great time. #
• 14:44 @broomperson we were at Jerusalem Heights. But now at airport. #
• 15:43 @Haunt1013 I am rather, aren't I? #
• 1 6:11 People quoted Douglas Adams to me this morning. Walking through Atlanta thinking 'Nobody has ever used phrase As beautiful as an airport ' #
• 16:20 Right @thatkevinsmith. Withdraw tweets about me using magic to seduce Americanwomen, or I'll mobilize all 1.46m followers in revenge plot. #
• 16:24 Our plan, O @thatkevinsmith? We shall go en masse to COP LAND on opening and mutter 'shame' & 'tut-tut' when your name comes up on screen. #
• 16:25 @PersonalNina thank you! #
• 16:26 @mshamah afraid not. Are they good? #
• 16:28 @Azuaron then @thatkevinsmith's followers can buy my books, take them home & mutter "shame" at them. Or "foppish womanstealing warlock!" #
• 16:30 @Deire there will be a mighty tsking! #
• 16:33 Argh. COP OUT. @thatkevinsmith's film that we are all going to see if only to go Tsk when his name comes up is COP OUT. It's also not DICKS #
• 16:35 @thesarahcoleman I'd love to but I can't get the accent right. #
• 16:37 Must. Stop. Twittering. Find. A.... Phone charg er.... #
• 18:04 @amandapalmer have a mind-crogglingly amazing Good News Week tv tonight. I love you. Also miss you. See you in 19 days. #
• 21:58 In MSP airport, where I'm meeting beloved daughter @hollyherself before she flies to the UK. (She'll represent me at the BAFTAs next week.) #
• 23:54 @MaryGaughan but I have a neck. #
• 00:04 Over at the Grauniad a bunch of writers give their 10 (or less) bits of writing advice. I managed 8 - bit.ly/dmYsJB #
• 01:3 6 The Grauniad article has a Part Two, & even better advice there. Zadie Smith, Mike Moorcock and Phillip Pullman FTW bit.ly/dmYsJB #
• 01:38 (Also Will Self's Description of a writer's Xmas party in bit.ly/dmYsJB is worthy of @warrenellis) #
• 01:41 @nordette_verite The saddest moment of today was when the Tuscaloosa driver said "In 4 hours I could have you on Bourbon St". & I flew home. #
• 01:43 @kristenmchugh22 bit.ly/chk6vw #
• 02:1 1 @lamguitar you're welcome. I wish I had more time to do that, so it makes me happy when I hear I did. #
• 02:54 LOOK! NEW BLOG ENTRY "Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa, but that is entirely irrelephant...... bit.ly/bBOxyM WARNING:Contains me #
• 03:47 @Bellancy wow. I didn't know Compuserve still existed. Makes me nostalgic. #