Aggregate Twitterage

• 10:47 Downstairs herself is practising Tchaikovsky. @woodsmanhans just took my dog away. I'm cleaning up and putting stuff away: sorry to leave... #
• 11:09 twitpic.com/td1ax - Perhaps I'll write a book called YOGA FOR DOGS and put this on the cover. #
• 11:18 @kylecassidy Alas no. Suspect I will save it for February now, when I will not have seen her for 6 weeks and will have 4 weeks to go. #
• 11:23 Many people sending me links to books on Yoga For Dogs. Alas none of them were bestsellers. I decided not to write SEX TIPS FOR CATS either. #
• 12:40 @kaylenard I also spell colour with a U. Practise vs practice = bit.ly/2INCXF #
• 15:43 @scalzi not only laughed out loud but also read it to people who laughed out loud. #
• 15:44 @mbdrake so sorry Martyn. #
• 15:48 @alexdecampi do I need to record one specially? #
• 17:03 @katebornstein it's in smoke and mirrors. Read that piece on it, would have preferred if more of the people commenting had the story. #
• 17:04 @alexdecampi maybe a short short like Nicholas Was. #
• 18:08 @CherylMorgan same as the rest of the human race, then. #
• 21:47 @jessiwithani it was a delight to see you in a less scary context! #
• 21:49 @merryhousekeepe catnip and princesses are good until she gets fierce. .. #
• 23:53 @usagimuffin you're welcome. Good luck! #
• 23:55 @ericadodd Thanks so much. I nominated you for most inventive fan. #openlyfakeawards #
• 23:57 @Jellocat well, there's alway someone who doesn't show. Your best bet might might be to turn up an hour or so beforehand and ask around. #
• 00:00 @amandapalmer well, and @bethofalltrades, of course. She was missing too. #
• 00:06 Wonderful night: @aamndapalmer rocked, read, saw lots of old friends, signed many books and people, read Edward Lear poetry to @maddyg44. #
• 00:11 @chibichan1313 happy birthday. #
• 03:47 @hermoninny no, because that would be thoughtless and rude. #
• 03:49 @MariaDeLaRose no. The gods of twitter have decreed she shall never see that tweet. #
• 03:56 RT wow! @Weirdzo: did you see that coraline has been nominated as an afi movie of the year? is.gd/5mzpp #