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Sunday, July 19, 2009

30 June - 20 July, 2009

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@TessCollins I was - Amanda made two teenage girls very happy by buying tickets for the four of us to see Wicked.3:16 AM Jul 20th from web in reply to TessCollins

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@bertha6621 no idea.8:58 PM Jul 19th from twidroid in reply to bertha6621

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@longlivepedx Like the voice in the back of your head.8:52 PM Jul 19th from twidroid in reply to longlivepedx

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@tjcrowley it is not personal. Nor gender- specific.8:04 PM Jul 19th from twidroid in reply to tjcrowley

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@Original_URl honestly? On twitter? How strange.8:02 PM Jul 19th from twidroid in reply to Original_URL

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oops. Delightful. Then we had lunch with Daniel handler and Lisa brown and family. Possibly the funniest people in the world. Them, not us.7:57 PM Jul 19th from twidroid

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20th anniversary signing at comix experience was d7:53 PM Jul 19th from twidroid

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Just got in cab. I think I need tea. Or another extra day between Saturday and Sunday. We can call it Melvin.1:20 PM Jul 19th from twidroid

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@jamyianswiss we said such nice things about you.1:27 AM Jul 19th from twidroid in reply to jamyianswiss

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@debgrabien already hugged her several times1:24 AM Jul 19th from twidroid in reply to debgrabien

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http://twitpic.com/auvk3 - Am backstage at the fire festival. Things are flaming and festive.12:13 AM Jul 19th from TwitPic

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@hodgman hullo John. We were talking about your #boringtweets over dinner. #boringtweets12:10 AM Jul 19th from twidroid in reply to hodgman

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@ayeletw oops. Sorry about that. Um, arr.12:08 AM Jul 19th from twidroid in reply to ayeletw

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@camilamayra I'm definitely neil gaiman. Not sure about the other bits.12:06 AM Jul 19th from twidroid in reply to camilamayra

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http://twitpic.com/au3jn - Dining with @ayeletw and family. Writers and musicians and cooks. Ayelet is the one in focus.8:59 PM Jul 18th from TwitPic

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@jshrrc definitely A Bad Thing.7:07 PM Jul 18th from twidroid in reply to jshrrc

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http://tr.im/sYHy opens in the uk. @manmademoon wants me to tell you this & I'm happy to.6:57 PM Jul 18th from twidroid

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@Soryuflatliner no6:52 PM Jul 18th from twidroid in reply to Soryuflatliner

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@GStockwell a bit dim and unambitious. I've read much better attacks on the Hugos over the years. Whatever happened to good award-grumbles?6:50 PM Jul 18th from twidroid in reply to GStockwell

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@zoecello try using the g1 with skype apple zoe3:38 PM Jul 18th from twidroid in reply to zoecello

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RT @StarlightOnline RT @auctioncause: Coraline Ltd Edition NIKE Dunks! Some signed by Dakota Fanning & Teri Hatcher www.ebay.com/starlight3:36 PM Jul 18th from twidroid

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RT @EmilyJillette tix for Matt Donnelly Celebrity Tarot Lounge this Mon. & Tues. only with Teller, Carrot Top & Neil Gaiman. TarotLounge.com3:35 PM Jul 18th from twidroid

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@nataliefisher They were shared equally.1:36 PM Jul 18th from web in reply to nataliefisher

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http://twitpic.com/aq2hh - For the curious, the ring is on the finger of @donttrythis. My hand is moving slightly, his is still. I'm sho ...1:28 PM Jul 18th from TwitPic

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@linnefaulk I'm completely jewellery-free, I'm afraid.1:22 PM Jul 18th from web in reply to linnefaulk

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@Michael_Mooney let me know how it goes.1:18 PM Jul 18th from web in reply to Michael_Mooney

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@paulkraff he does.1:17 PM Jul 18th from web in reply to paulkraff

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Beauiful article in the New York Times about Jack Vance and "Songs of Dying Earth" http://bit.ly/nytvance3:06 AM Jul 18th from web

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And really, any day that lurches from Google to Mythbusters is a pretty amazing day.1:41 AM Jul 18th from web

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Long, good day. @Maddyg44 & her friend Claire put up with adults with charm & humour. Saw @mgaiman at Google offices. Android phones popular1:40 AM Jul 18th from web

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@insinglefile alas, you must eat your shoes, for I am in the Bay Area tonight. Hope it's a great gig anyway.1:32 AM Jul 18th from web in reply to insinglefile

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Gawker says @TheOnion is for sale http://bit.ly/clBwQ. Suspect that a Twitter Whip-round could buy it, but fear the consequences. #onionsale1:31 AM Jul 18th from web

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@DataCold nope. We just met on twitter. ..11:17 PM Jul 17th from twidroid in reply to DataCold

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http://twitpic.com/aq2hh - Me and @donttrythis talk coin magic. ("So, the reverse French Drop...")10:50 PM Jul 17th from TwitPic

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@UCSBrandon probably at the Friday night gig, yes8:39 PM Jul 17th from twidroid in reply to UCSBrandon

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@mogrith it is!7:26 PM Jul 17th from twidroid in reply to mogrith

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http://twitpic.com/ap857 - with @donttrythis and the gang at mythbusters.7:14 PM Jul 17th from TwitPic

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@kasumiakiko yup.at the comic relief booth. Maybe also at the cbldf table.6:41 PM Jul 17th from twidroid in reply to kasumiakiko

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http://tr.im/sQOU is the giant list of all the CBLDF stuff at SD comic con4:52 PM Jul 17th from twidroid

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http://twitpic.com/aomqq - At Google. A video for my song I GOOGLE YOU is being filmed. It looks like this.4:44 PM Jul 17th from TwitPic

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Running around day. Google in the morning and I will get to meet @donttrythis this afternoon.12:36 PM Jul 17th from web

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In hotel, as dad to 14 yr old & her friend.They need a full week* to shower, do hair, dress & prepare for breakfast each day. *Exaggeration12:34 PM Jul 17th from web

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@DeezTweets no. I met Poppy about 4 years into Sandman.12:26 PM Jul 17th from web in reply to DeezTweets

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@jadedrain no. But she plays the fire festival on Saturday12:55 AM Jul 17th from twidroid in reply to jadedrain

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@themattaku how?11:52 PM Jul 16th from twidroid in reply to themattaku

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The @Amandapalmer mini gig for Google mountain view will be at noon Friday (tomorrow ). Which I twitter for Google employees.11:41 PM Jul 16th from twidroid

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http://twitpic.com/alzgs - It's @maddyg44 @mgaiman Claire and @amandapalmer at dinner.11:32 PM Jul 16th from TwitPic

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welcome the wondrous Poppy Z Brite to the Twitterworld. She is @docbrite. amazing author. also every great meal I've had was her fault10:22 PM Jul 16th from twidroid

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A Gaiman\Palmer Californian adventure begins. First stop, the Bay area. Tomorrow @amandapalmer plays Google. I play boyfriend & Maddy's dad10:14 PM Jul 16th from twidroid

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@spiffykt no idea. I bet @neverwear will know.9:57 PM Jul 16th from twidroid in reply to spiffykt

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@Nightwyrm Yup. Thoughts = it is a foolish implementation of the law.9:55 PM Jul 16th from twidroid in reply to Nightwyrm

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@hardtack52 if you click on my profile you'll see thousands of replies to people. What exactly are you asking for?9:51 PM Jul 16th from twidroid in reply to hardtack52

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@mrfb me too.3:16 PM Jul 16th from twidroid in reply to mrfb

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@justintaing yeah. But they're Sandman fans.2:45 PM Jul 16th from twidroid in reply to justintaing

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RT @amandapalmer UK RT @cassandralong seeks paid (art) internship in London this sept–feb. email CaseyCaseyl1@aol.com www.Cassandralong.net2:33 PM Jul 16th from twidroid

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@ThatKevinSmith don't go over to the verified side. Stick with us unverified people. We could be anyone. I'm really a housewife in Sheboygan1:19 PM Jul 16th from web in reply to ThatKevinSmith

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@AnneBillson I don't know. It all used to be so easy. Now it's getting harder to make writing time happen, which makes it all less fun.1:16 PM Jul 16th from web in reply to AnneBillson

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Pretend instead of "G2" I wrote "MyTouch". Or "Ion". Or something.1:15 PM Jul 16th from web

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@vmlinuz point taken. Mine seems to think it's an "Ion".1:14 PM Jul 16th from web in reply to vmlinuz

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The trouble with something really nice like http://bit.ly/16ILyF is now I feel guilty for not yet blogging my review of the Android G2.12:36 PM Jul 16th from TweetDeck

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@gralinnaea exactly. If a big white dog is a cadre of reporters.12:29 PM Jul 16th from TweetDeck in reply to gralinnaea

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@NifS wow. http://bit.ly/16ILyF No, it's @stephenfry all the way... But gosh.12:28 PM Jul 16th from TweetDeck

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@ayeshaisscouty that's wonderful.12:27 PM Jul 16th from TweetDeck in reply to ayeshaisscouty

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@mkazoo it was made more amusing by Cabal-the-big-white-dog who ran on a leash with us, and would not stick to his lane.12:23 PM Jul 16th from TweetDeck in reply to mkazoo

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@daveurlakis oddest #neildream of the day so far.12:21 PM Jul 16th from TweetDeck in reply to daveurlakis

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@amandapalmer you know, I'm all right with this whole pretending we like each other for promotional reasons. But jogging? Really?11:20 AM Jul 16th from web in reply to amandapalmer

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@bethofalltrades then they were my bees.10:51 PM Jul 15th from TweetDeck in reply to bethofalltrades

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@Daneeandrade I'm impressed! Hope I can get back to brazil next year.10:51 PM Jul 15th from TweetDeck in reply to Daneeandrade

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@ayou055 all of them.9:24 PM Jul 15th from TweetDeck in reply to ayou055

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@bethofalltrades That depends. Did they try to kill you or not?9:23 PM Jul 15th from TweetDeck in reply to bethofalltrades

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@WILLBIFF Argh. Really? Happy Birthday.8:37 PM Jul 15th from TweetDeck in reply to WILLBIFF

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@PrecisionGrace not at all.7:17 PM Jul 15th from web in reply to PrecisionGrace

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@bethofalltrades the cat belongs to @olganunes. The woodtick came in from the woods with you. The dog, however, is all my fault.7:16 PM Jul 15th from web in reply to bethofalltrades

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@Antof9 it's a different construction. You're allowed them, and many more, like "given that" or just "as". "Since" is fine too. (Shrugs.)7:13 PM Jul 15th from web in reply to Antof9

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@Antof9 criticising twitter word choices seems like a strange way to spend time you could have spent doing anything else in the world.4:58 PM Jul 15th from twidroid in reply to Antof9

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@theMylesLobdell I meant to. The interview just finished before I got there.4:46 PM Jul 15th from TweetGrid in reply to theMylesLobdell

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There. Last interview of the day done. Now home to email, @amandapalmer, @maddyg44 and more book covers to sign.4:45 PM Jul 15th from TweetGrid

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RT seeing I haven't blogged it yet @implify: 'PBS Parents' just posted ths blog abt the Newbury Awards Banquet. http://tinyurl.com/nf9ohh4:42 PM Jul 15th from TweetGrid

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If you missed Neal Conan and me talking about Batman on NPR's Talk of the Nation, you can listen again at http://bit.ly/FqIp34:10 PM Jul 15th from TweetGrid

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@EricBowling nope. Just for an hour or so on Friday morning to do a Coraline panel, then a 1 hour signing.4:06 PM Jul 15th from TweetGrid in reply to EricBowling

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@Jane_Deere it depends on the mustard.4:05 PM Jul 15th from TweetGrid in reply to Jane_Deere

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@ericare I'm sure Kitty (@neverwear) will answer soon.4:05 PM Jul 15th from TweetGrid in reply to ericare

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@ItBodes cool. How many icons do I have to go?4:04 PM Jul 15th from TweetGrid in reply to ItBodes

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In KNOW studios. ToTN done, now recording interviews for my upcoming MORNING EDITION story on Audiobooks. Just spoke to Audible's Don Katz4:02 PM Jul 15th from TweetGrid

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@ericare ask @neverwear herself...3:49 PM Jul 15th from twidroid in reply to ericare

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@annaknitsalot that is in ten minutes, pacific time.2:32 PM Jul 15th from twidroid in reply to annaknitsalot

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At KNOW studios to talk about killing Batman in the whatever happened to the caped crusader book. On TOTN in 15 mins2:28 PM Jul 15th from twidroid

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(@fabulouslorrain for Neil): At 2:40pm EST today, Neil will be on NPR's "Talk of the Nation" talking about Batman!1:13 PM Jul 15th from web

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Happy Birthday @donttrythis1:08 PM Jul 15th from web

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@rncsb Of course. Frank was unforgettable. He wrote the introduction to THE KINDLY ONES and I wrote one to a book of his essays recently.12:05 PM Jul 15th from web in reply to rncsb

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@emillyorr That's pretty much it, yes. But only for an hour.8:49 PM Jul 14th from web in reply to emillyorr

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@vampandora just give her my love & tell her I'm gutted to miss her twice (!) on this tour - in Montreal while she's in Minn & vice versa4:31 PM Jul 14th from TweetDeck in reply to vampandora

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@susan_marie thank you Susan. it was so good to meet you!4:29 PM Jul 14th from TweetDeck in reply to susan_marie

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@foxybimbo he is called CABAL, confusingly pronounced Cabble.3:09 PM Jul 14th from TweetDeck in reply to foxybimbo

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RT But how do they collect damages? @marjorie73: RT @Chelliemo Saudi family sues a JINN. http://tinyurl.com/ntpw7t3:08 PM Jul 14th from TweetDeck

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@PaigeXc gaym'n.2:49 PM Jul 14th from TweetDeck in reply to PaigeXc

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@indecisean that's not mine -- she just discovered it exists.2:44 PM Jul 14th from TweetDeck in reply to indeciSEAN

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@JenAnsbach @KateMessner the speech is in the latest @hornbook. Don't know if or how it'll go online: that's up to the ALA powers that be.2:43 PM Jul 14th from TweetDeck

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@narajaponesa you lot were just amazing. I have never felt more appreciated. #ala200910:33 PM Jul 13th from TweetDeck in reply to narajaponesa

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@VincentEL I've never been a goth (although I've been a goth icon) so I'm allowed to be as sunny as I want to be.10:31 PM Jul 13th from TweetDeck in reply to VincentEL

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@johnnyash that's wise.10:28 PM Jul 13th from TweetDeck in reply to johnnyash

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I am home. Have had dinner with the @fabulouslorrain, the marvellous @maddyg44 and the wonderful @amandapalmer. So happy I could pop.10:02 PM Jul 13th from TweetDeck

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RT @evandorkin: Effort to help comicswriter John Ostrander save his eyesight: http://tinyurl.com/nje8tk If you can, chip in a few bucks.10:00 PM Jul 13th from TweetDeck

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@Appletini77x only if the whole thing is 140 characters long. Start to finish.8:44 PM Jul 13th from twidroid in reply to Appletini77x

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@amandapalmer "Everybody's good at cooking something and I'm good at cooking crumble. " (lorraine bowen, the crumble song)8:12 PM Jul 13th from web in reply to amandapalmer

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Cbldf panel done with, the author finds himself in a car on the way to an airport.4:30 PM Jul 13th from twidroid

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Off to cbldf panel then fly home if nothing goes wrong.2:28 PM Jul 13th from twidroid

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Just learned that Charles Brown of Locus magazine passed away. He was a good friend to SF and to me.1:46 PM Jul 13th from twidroid

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Done!1:26 PM Jul 13th from twidroid

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The cab approaches the convention centre. The author's dreams of an intimate Monday morning signing evaporate into mist.10:09 AM Jul 13th from twidroid

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@bookgrrl I trust you are all singing sea shanties to keep your spirits up in the darkness of the hall. I am showered and am now packing.9:26 AM Jul 13th from web in reply to bookgrrl

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@Sigafoos http://twitpic.com/a7yd3 - That's so wrong. It's barely morning. I hope they were offering pillows and hot chocolate to first ...9:11 AM Jul 13th from TwitPic

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@bookgrrl you can't be in my signing line yet. I haven't showered or packed or anything. That's just wrong.9:09 AM Jul 13th from web in reply to bookgrrl

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Fuse 8 Blog reveals how I was pwned - or *was* I? - by "James" Kennedy: exclusive video footage too at http://bit.ly/17uk8X9:08 AM Jul 13th from web

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@bibliohead nope.8:43 AM Jul 13th from web in reply to bibliohead

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Food eventually came, said goodnight to Elise, Merrilee and @lotuselyse. Now the world is racing me to sleep. 9.00am signing tomorrow. Argh.2:46 AM Jul 13th from web

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Sitting in hotel room with 3 beautiful women (agent, editor and publicist) waiting for room service. Drained but strangely happy.2:00 AM Jul 13th from web

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@jen_talley actually, I signed an upper arm. Does that count as a bit?1:50 AM Jul 13th from web in reply to jen_talley

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@maddyg44 thank you darling. Wish you could've been there.1:16 AM Jul 13th from twidroid in reply to maddyg44

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Survivived the receiving line . Said hullo to 1200 people. ..1:12 AM Jul 13th from twidroid

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Survived. Now the receiving line to say hullo to 1200 people. ..11:43 PM Jul 12th from twidroid

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http://twitpic.com/a6uj7 - Rose Trevino the newbery chair is talking, introducing the committee. I am less nervous.10:19 PM Jul 12th from TwitPic

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http://twitpic.com/a6r1g - More view9:48 PM Jul 12th from TwitPic

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http://twitpic.com/a6fri - the view from where I am sitting. Nervously.8:17 PM Jul 12th from TwitPic

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If you are a librarian & I forget how to talk during the Newbery speech tonight, please pretend nothing's wrong. Do not throw fruit or eggs.5:53 PM Jul 12th from web

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Right. Will now take off normal clothes & put on a suit & tie. I just realised that it's actually happening, the whole Newbery Medal Speech.5:52 PM Jul 12th from web

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@amyroo http://twitpic.com/a5rks - Wow. What does the label look like now?5:38 PM Jul 12th from TwitPic

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Blog entry up: Day 2 of ALA, and reading things aloud.: posted by Neil Yesterday I had a breakfast.. http://bit.ly/16rUyB5:36 PM Jul 12th from twitterfeed

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There's an @DaveMcKean event for the @cbldf in Chicago in 5 days. CBLDF tickets get you swag, party, screenings: http://bit.ly/66JxJ5:35 PM Jul 12th from web

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@KatWithSword yes, but I do not know if they will do that bit. (I always do the Golux as a Marty Feldman character.)5:17 PM Jul 12th from web in reply to KatWithSword

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@SteveBertrand brilliant. Let me know when it goes up and I will Twitterit.5:16 PM Jul 12th from web in reply to SteveBertrand

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RT @KitCameo: We need your help, Neil. Bats Day Noah's dad has gone missing: http://bit.ly/15eb4r #FindBOB3:49 PM Jul 12th from web

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The recording was fun. Especially loved reading The 13 Clocks. Someone should let me do that for real."Thickets of bickering crickets" & all3:15 PM Jul 12th from web

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RT from the rooftop shoot last year, Kyle and @amandapalmer and me @ No82: http://yfrog.com/5i1bjj3:11 PM Jul 12th from web

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@winterhalter cold reads.2:10 PM Jul 12th from twidroid in reply to winterhalter

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@Gofackadawg are you going to be around for it?2:09 PM Jul 12th from twidroid in reply to Gofackadawg

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@NatValentine I had the worst lisp as a boy. That was when I was taught to talk and acquire the read-aloud skills I used today2:07 PM Jul 12th from twidroid in reply to ROARNatasha

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http://twitpic.com/a4uim - About to read at black dog studio. I've never read someone else's stuff before. Bit nervous.1:25 PM Jul 12th from TwitPic

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Now off to record passages from THE JUNGLE BOOK, THE 13 CLOCKS and Bradbury's "Homecoming" for B&N animation (eg http://bit.ly/UViAp )12:20 PM Jul 12th from web

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http://twitpic.com/a4j3g - With @thejillthompson in Chinatown square. Now off to record stuff.11:41 AM Jul 12th from TwitPic

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@thejillthompson Do not fall asleep in car.Or read twitter. I'll see you in the lobby in 2 minutes. Or read about your terrible accident.10:00 AM Jul 12th from web in reply to thejillthompson

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Bed now. Daybreak, bringing with it Breakfast with @thejillthompson will come much too soon. And then Newbery Day.2:08 AM Jul 12th from web

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@InfoWitch yup. Not sure there ever was a copy of that book that was so definitively signed.1:35 AM Jul 12th from web in reply to InfoWitch

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@Pio420 past it. In a few days it'll hit 3/4 of a million.1:34 AM Jul 12th from web in reply to Pio420

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@againtoday It's what you get for a year as Newbery Laureate, and I would be churlish to grumble.12:54 AM Jul 12th from web in reply to againtoday

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@atlas100 depend a lot on the specific books, posters, balls, comics, skin, ball caps, cheques, etc.12:53 AM Jul 12th from web in reply to atlas100

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I survived the Newbery committee dinner.this is the kind of tweet you put up when someone is filming you do it. #boringtweets12:24 AM Jul 12th from twidroid

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Next up, meet the various award committees for drinks and dinner. Bring pens to sign books for them. But first, put on trousers.8:13 PM Jul 11th from web

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Nap ove. Odd dreams (gangsters in hats led by Darth Vader, escaping Chicago which had become a huge alien spaceship) now awake and blinking.8:12 PM Jul 11th from web

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@zoecello was given regards from your mum via someone in a signing line today. Such a small, strange, world.8:07 PM Jul 11th from web in reply to zoecello

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@tamlynleigh I think the G2 touch-screen slows me down and puts me off from posting a bit. Also, tweeting during a signing = doesn't happen.5:22 PM Jul 11th from web in reply to tamlynleigh

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@TheRepoRat I am a long way away from that table now. I hope the Harper People gathered it up for me.5:20 PM Jul 11th from web in reply to TheRepoRat

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@DaveMcKean no, do the Tour, Dave, not the tasting menu. The full 23 courses. Trust me. I was going to let you know about it today anyway.5:19 PM Jul 11th from web in reply to DaveMcKean

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@joshuamneff there was one on the table but I didn't know it was for me.5:12 PM Jul 11th from twidroid in reply to joshuamneff

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Oops. Didn't notice there was another crowd pic attached to last tweet before it went up.5:09 PM Jul 11th from twidroid

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http://twitpic.com/a1iqe - Finished three hour signing for 300 happy librarian-folk. Now have an hour off to look at art, maybe write me ...5:05 PM Jul 11th from TwitPic

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@cindypon beautiful painting!4:56 PM Jul 11th from twidroid in reply to cindypon

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http://twitpic.com/a0g45 - The line:2:03 PM Jul 11th from TwitPic

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Will probably tweet too much this weekend. Twittersnooze.com me if this may be a problem.2:00 PM Jul 11th from twidroid

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@jen_talley I'll make sure there are sharpies then.1:52 PM Jul 11th from twidroid in reply to jen_talley

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Plans to start signing way early kind of scuppered by long foodlines. now about to devour snack then sign as long as it takes.1:34 PM Jul 11th from twidroid

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@hmtanpu Just this once. Happy Birthday, @Raido_Household. Hope the world doesn't end today and ruin it for you. And all of us.12:18 PM Jul 11th from web in reply to hmtanpu

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@mdoherty83 but I don't sign until 1.00ish -- there's an interview with @hornbook first...12:16 PM Jul 11th from web in reply to mdoherty83

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@Amalgam80 it was Argo and was truly appalling tea, prebrewed with new hot water added. Now following agent to drugstore. #boringtweets11:55 AM Jul 11th from twidroid in reply to Amalgam80

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Having got up for librarian breakfast I am now drinking disapppinting tea in tea place before the signing. #boringtweets11:34 AM Jul 11th from twidroid

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@Valya I did the tour. Let them surprise you.3:52 AM Jul 11th from web in reply to Valya

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Blog entry up: How to play with your food: posted by Neil I'm in Chicago right now, for ALA: the a.. http://bit.ly/19aZOA3:36 AM Jul 11th from twitterfeed

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@Valya I did the tour. Let them surprise you.3:31 AM Jul 11th from web in reply to Valya

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I mistyped the link to mousecircus.com where you can watch/hear the whole of The Graveyard Book for free.Sorry.Correct= http://bit.ly/oCTgO3:14 AM Jul 11th from web

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@JMNix I know. I will wake up in a gutter tomorrow and realise that I imagined the whole thing.3:07 AM Jul 11th from web in reply to JMNix

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At Alinea restaurant with poppy z brite. So far so wonderful.10:24 PM Jul 10th from twidroid

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@agentlex I applied for a verified thingummy months ago. Suspect I must be a fake as it has never appeared.7:18 PM Jul 10th from twidroid in reply to agentlex

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@MShaneman let @danguyf know. He tends that page.5:45 PM Jul 10th from twidroid in reply to MShaneman

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@harrypworshiper really? Brilliant.5:43 PM Jul 10th from twidroid in reply to harrypworshiper

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I will indeed be at SDCC on the Friday: Coraline panel and one hour signing. @amandapalmer gig & Old Gregg obsession that night, & Eisners5:25 PM Jul 10th from twidroid

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@thebruce0 I think my panel is in Hall H so any other panel will be more fun.5:16 PM Jul 10th from twidroid in reply to thebruce0

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@erinyaeger will do5:12 PM Jul 10th from twidroid in reply to erinyaeger

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RT funny! @hallowdmachine http://tr.im/rMUg2:39 PM Jul 10th from twidroid

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@Kaydria I will be vigilant. But I love librarians so do not believe it will be a problem.2:24 PM Jul 10th from twidroid in reply to Kaydria

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@winterhalter I think you're reaching a bit hard to find offence in 140 chars where none - actually the reverse - was intended.2:21 PM Jul 10th from twidroid in reply to winterhalter

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@PrecisionGrace worse how?2:14 PM Jul 10th from twidroid in reply to PrecisionGrace

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@winterhalter really? I'm surprised. I don't do snide.2:01 PM Jul 10th from twidroid in reply to winterhalter

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@flouncyninja True!1:30 PM Jul 10th from web in reply to flouncyninja

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@winterhalter I wasn't being rude abt librarians. One of the things I love abt ALA is watching them look good. I will wear a suit & fail to.1:28 PM Jul 10th from web in reply to winterhalter

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And to see Librarians in their posh frocks and suits. They clean up well. (It's not all about The Graveyard Book - http://bit.ly/3ZQVXR)11:27 AM Jul 10th from web

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I go to ALA in Chicago today, to get the Newbery Medal for THE GRAVEYARD BOOK. (Still Free to watch or listen in chapters at bit.ly/oCTgO )11:14 AM Jul 10th from web

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@JMNix Chris sent it to me, and I am lucky.1:25 AM Jul 10th from TweetDeck in reply to JMNix

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@TheAuthorGuy I'm amused by the ones who tell me they are unfollowing me cos I tweet too much, as if they hope that that will really hurt1:25 AM Jul 10th from TweetDeck in reply to TheAuthorGuy

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@onnabugeisha stop working on the thing that's making you nuts and write somehting else. Think about thing yr stuck on then reread it,& fix.1:16 AM Jul 10th from TweetDeck

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I just watched Chris Landreth's new short animated film, The Spine, with my eyes wide open and my jaw dropped. Amazing, moving , beautiful.12:39 AM Jul 10th from web

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@drelkins they interviewed all over the house & garden. But there was a computer in the kitchen, & a daughter and asst. on office computers.11:57 PM Jul 9th from web in reply to drelkins

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@Grimbold_Cat no, I never mind. People are good about picking their moments, mostly, too.11:55 PM Jul 9th from web in reply to Grimbold_Cat

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@lisbet it is a light for the TV cameras.9:50 PM Jul 9th from web in reply to lisbet

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@Trelbee there are thousands of them out there. Search for 1stdraftmovielines using Twitter search or Tweetgrid.com9:30 PM Jul 9th from web in reply to Trelbee

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RT or even @CharityV: "You talkin' to me? No? Well, sorry then. Go on." #1stdraftmovielines8:06 PM Jul 9th from TweetDeck

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RT for example, @MitchBenn: #1stdraftmovielines 'It wasn't the planes. It was falling off that big f---ing tower that killed the beast.'8:06 PM Jul 9th from TweetDeck

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Thanks all who corrected my Groucho Marx line. It's one of many #1stdraftmovielines. Humour was intended to come from it not being correct.8:05 PM Jul 9th from TweetDeck

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@playkou a wonderful bunch of books to be with.7:54 PM Jul 9th from TweetDeck in reply to playkou

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@5woodrabbit it's a Groucho Marx line, and he would have spelled it the American way.7:54 PM Jul 9th from TweetDeck in reply to 5woodrabbit

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@kristenmchugh22 thank you. (I'd already decided no-one would get it and deleted it...) #1stdraftmovielines7:53 PM Jul 9th from TweetDeck in reply to kristenmchugh22

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@MaylarROFL that's wonderful.7:51 PM Jul 9th from TweetDeck in reply to MaylarROFL

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@SerenaAltschul the photo posted just fine, and I'm glad your new career as a honey-smuggler has started off so promisingly.7:49 PM Jul 9th from TweetDeck in reply to SerenaAltschul

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@thejillthompson it embiggened.7:48 PM Jul 9th from TweetDeck in reply to thejillthompson

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"I just shot an elephant in my pajamas. It's weird to shoot big animals before you're dressed." #1stdraftmovielines7:44 PM Jul 9th from web

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@CharityV then they'll leave that bit of the interview out.7:33 PM Jul 9th from TweetDeck in reply to CharityV

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@olganunes beautiful!7:24 PM Jul 9th from TweetDeck

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You'll have to ask @SerenaAltschul for pix of her bouncing on the trampoline, for I won't post them. It'll be on CBS SUNDAY MORNING end oct.7:21 PM Jul 9th from TweetDeck

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@mgaiman Lots of stuff was moved so they'd have a clear shot as they came around.7:13 PM Jul 9th from TweetDeck in reply to mgaiman

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This is @SerenaAltschul and me on the trampoline (but not bouncing) http://twitpic.com/9tyd5 Photos by @lotuselyse7:10 PM Jul 9th from TweetDeck

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in the kitchen, teaching @SerenaAltschul to twitter, pretending that there is no camera, no boom mike, only us: http://twitpic.com/9ty4r7:09 PM Jul 9th from TweetDeck

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@SerenaAltschul me too. Welcome to the twitterverse.6:20 PM Jul 9th from web in reply to SerenaAltschul

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@Kil1ertofu I don't think my hair would do it any more. It's curlier and odder than it was in 1989, when it would stay where it was put.5:12 PM Jul 9th from web in reply to Kil1ertofu

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@moxiegraphix Good for him!5:11 PM Jul 9th from web in reply to moxiegraphix

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@carisastar1 it replaces a missing V5:11 PM Jul 9th from web in reply to carisastar1

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@JackJWard Not unless I'm writing something someone else is going to have to do. I'd write a bible for a TV series for example.4:02 PM Jul 9th from TweetDeck in reply to JackJWard

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@PhilipTweet We are! Jet cars and a cure for the common cold.3:24 PM Jul 9th from web in reply to PhilipTweet

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@flimgeeks This week? It could be anybody. I hope it's Mick Anglo.3:22 PM Jul 9th from web in reply to flimgeeks

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Right. So I'm here with @serenaaltschul, and I'm now twittering for the CBS cameras.This tweet will be seen on TV at Hallowe'en. Or not.3:18 PM Jul 9th from web

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Half way through interview with @serenaaltschul -- I think we're having fun.2:05 PM Jul 9th from web

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Trying to get out of the house to write. TV crew just asked if I'd mind going down to gazebo and pretending to write. Me: "Er, actually..."11:21 AM Jul 9th from TweetDeck

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@OvidPerl I just think it's funny.11:11 AM Jul 9th from TweetDeck in reply to OvidPerl

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@OvidPerl bizarre: I don't own a leather coat. I've got a few leather jackets, but don't wear them very often.11:02 AM Jul 9th from web in reply to OvidPerl

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@bishkebab1 It's "recommended for Mature Readers" without an age limit so you can make the judgment call yourself.10:25 AM Jul 9th from web in reply to bishkebab1

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@eun_hye1 he did, yes. I got to play the Brian Dennehy part in MURDER MYSTERIES in rehearsals, & Michael played me. http://bit.ly/1056DO9:56 AM Jul 9th from web in reply to eun_hye1

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Today I will be interviewed by Serena for CBS's SUNDAY MORNING.(It'll be broadcast Hallowe'en cos of the Spookiness of me & Graveyard Book.)9:37 AM Jul 9th from web

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@amandapalmer Ah. Well, I've got four teenage girls putting up Facebook photos. And a girlfriend in Portland, who I miss. G'night love.2:56 AM Jul 9th from web in reply to amandapalmer

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@amandapalmer I've got four Jonas-happy girls on a sleepover, a childrens' book publicist and a big white dog here. Have a wonderful night.1:59 AM Jul 9th from web in reply to amandapalmer

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@amyrhoda I typed it out like that.1:47 AM Jul 9th from TweetDeck in reply to amyrhoda

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@pukku ah yes. But not humorously.1:16 AM Jul 9th from web in reply to pukku

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http://twitpic.com/9rfas - From Kitty(@neverwear)'s phone: happy girls, with signed programmes. I love the smiles. (There, @maddyg44, ha ...1:10 AM Jul 9th from TwitPic

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@amandapalmer I know. I'm sorry about Bill and his Hey Girl thing.12:17 AM Jul 9th from web in reply to amandapalmer

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@DeusXMachina it's not their 20th anniversary party this year.11:15 PM Jul 8th from TweetDeck in reply to DeusXMachina

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@JonHanna thank you!11:10 PM Jul 8th from TweetDeck in reply to JonHanna

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@Kinravip really? I love whoopi.10:35 PM Jul 8th from twidroid in reply to Kinravip

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@maddyg44 check my twitpics, missy10:32 PM Jul 8th from twidroid in reply to maddyg44

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RT The #666party @danguyf. The new mosaic with Deep Zoom is up! Same URL: http://www.uslot.com/neilba...10:30 PM Jul 8th from twidroid

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@marlatiara she did.10:21 PM Jul 8th from twidroid in reply to marlatiara

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@bstiteler http://twitpic.com/9qn9h - This is an @amandapalmer reference isn't it Bill ?10:06 PM Jul 8th from TwitPic

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@bstiteler http://twitpic.com/9qn9h - Oh Bill. Sigh.10:04 PM Jul 8th from TwitPic

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@JonHanna weird. That and my reply both show Beautiful long esses in twidroid9:36 PM Jul 8th from twidroid in reply to JonHanna

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@JonHanna alas,Tweetdeck thinks you wrote : allows one to be antique in one's ſpellings while modern in one's uſe of Unicode. Alſo google8:49 PM Jul 8th from TweetDeck in reply to JonHanna

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http://twitpic.com/9qn23 - Hairspray and smiles Maddy&co en route to Jonas Bros, leaving me to do CBS. (They asked me to Twitter this.)8:46 PM Jul 8th from TwitPic

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Blog entry up: Are you Comix Experienced?: posted by Neil The next blog was meant to be about read.. http://bit.ly/dinDW8:36 PM Jul 8th from twitterfeed

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Serena Altschul from CBS is currently bouncing on a trampoline. Which, after a day of interviewing me, is somehow perfectly understandable.8:01 PM Jul 8th from web

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@kareberrie Yes. But they film over the next month and have a program ready for Halloween.3:00 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to kareberrie

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@strangetikigod agreed. Next time I need to feel antique I ʃhall ʃeek my long S's there.2:46 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to strangetikigod

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@strangetikigod good to know, although it doesn't look much like an elongated S on this screen.2:29 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to strangetikigod

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(@fabulouslorrain is taking girls to Jonases and hanging with @Neverwear. I'm staying home because CBS are filming here today for Halloween)2:28 PM Jul 8th from web

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@anthonyqkiernan No, these are 15 year olds, off to the Jonas Bros. Please try to keep up.2:25 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to anthonyqkiernan

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@juliavbc Troubadors are people who go from place to place and play music. Troubadorf is spelling it in a humorously sortofoldfashioned way.2:19 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to juliavbc

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Sorry. Just feeling a bit antique, here in the House of Gigglish Excitement. I shall now fill my musket & fill the bedwarmer with coals.2:16 PM Jul 8th from web

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@Flowdeeps yef. I know.2:11 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to Flowdeeps

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@mistressmousey Yef. But it was funnier like that.2:10 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to mistressmousey

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My Houfe is filled with Girlf of an Impreffionable Age and Excitable Difpofition, off soon to see the Jonaf Bros., a group of troubadourf.1:51 PM Jul 8th from web

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@InaHollowEye nope. John Lennon, isn't it?1:33 PM Jul 8th from TweetDeck in reply to InaHollowEye

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@maddyg44 I love you. Go to bed. Also, yay.2:44 AM Jul 8th from web in reply to maddyg44

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@Masters81 you should ask @neverwear. It is her website and company. I just let her have fun.1:32 AM Jul 8th from web in reply to Masters81

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@popecinema is true. Mind if I pick your brains when I've finished it?12:45 AM Jul 8th from web in reply to popecinema

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@wilw I'll send you the script when it's ready for people to see it anyway.12:27 AM Jul 8th from web in reply to wilw

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@malpertuis - I'll try and remember to photograph them for you. Remind me in a few weeks if I haven't.12:25 AM Jul 8th from web in reply to malpertuis

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@wilw Haven't made up my mind about title cards yet. Can you be in the UK in September?12:16 AM Jul 8th from web in reply to wilw

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Hey! Kids! Free (good, often classic) STORIES! One a week, all this year. 27 so far: http://bit.ly/52stories12:15 AM Jul 8th from web

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Right. I have shorter hair. Tomorrow CBS are filming here. Tonight I plan to write a short silent movie, and, for excitement, have a bath.10:53 PM Jul 7th from TweetDeck

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Cat Mihos (AKA @neverwear ) is having a clearance sale on last year's T shirts (Graveyard Book, Scarytrousers etc) http://bit.ly/JpAhk10:51 PM Jul 7th from TweetDeck

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@sugarlang Have a story you want to tell that you're interested in. Tell it as best you can, one word after another, until it's done.10:49 PM Jul 7th from TweetDeck in reply to sugarlang

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@mateusmr nothing yet.10:48 PM Jul 7th from TweetDeck in reply to mateusmr

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@kristenmchugh22 good point. I will rewrite.10:47 PM Jul 7th from TweetDeck in reply to kristenmchugh22

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@malpertuis If you decide not to bid, let me know.10:41 PM Jul 7th from TweetDeck in reply to malpertuis

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RT @gregpincus: YA author Albert Borris had a stroke and can't tell anyone about his debut novel, out today. Details: http://bit.ly/ptPUY10:36 PM Jul 7th from TweetDeck

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@nickytea the usual suspects -- Caligari, Nosferatu, the Thief of Bagdad, anything with Laurel and Hardy or Harold Lloyd or Harry Langdon.9:58 PM Jul 7th from TweetDeck in reply to nickytea

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@hkell I'm sure I will be back to Boston. That's where @amandapalmer is, after all.9:51 PM Jul 7th from TweetDeck in reply to hkell

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@aldendalia very much so, yes.9:50 PM Jul 7th from TweetDeck in reply to aldendalia

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@malpertuis I'm wondering the same thing.9:09 PM Jul 7th from web in reply to malpertuis

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Wanted to write a silent movie this afternoon. It's all there in my head. Just learned I am off to the Cities for a needed haircut. Bugger.3:33 PM Jul 7th from TweetDeck

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@lady_pistons haven't said I'd do a new Bordetown story. Bit puzzled it would be announced.12:52 PM Jul 7th from TweetDeck in reply to lady_pistons

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RT ALA info @alaannual: @neilhimself will be signing books at #ala2009 at @HarperCollins (booth 2011) on 7/11, 1-3 pm,, and 7/13, 9-11 am12:50 PM Jul 7th from TweetDeck

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@MaraLeftlung make sure you let me know when you are plinthed, and I shall be watching. Goodnight.3:02 AM Jul 7th from TweetDeck in reply to MaraLeftlung

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@bookboy I hope she is. Goodnight.2:59 AM Jul 7th from TweetDeck in reply to bookboy

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The Man-cow is now reading a newspaper, which means I should go to sleep now. Also it being 2.00 am means I should go to sleep now. Both.2:59 AM Jul 7th from TweetDeck

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@neverwhere truthfully, so did I. Goodnight...2:54 AM Jul 7th from TweetDeck in reply to neverwhere

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There's a Man-Cow in Trafalgar Square. A Hellish Man-Cow from the Pit, & NOBODY CARES. PEOPLE WAKE UP! MAN-COW! http://www.oneandother.co.uk2:51 AM Jul 7th from TweetDeck

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@TalulaKim 17. Although I cheat and use the meadows nearby to walk on as well...2:47 AM Jul 7th from TweetDeck in reply to TalulaKim

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It's a cow. On http://www.oneandother.co.uk. A cow. A MAN-COW!2:45 AM Jul 7th from TweetDeck

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Back from walking through fields in the moonlight, with a white dog called Cabal beside or ahead of me. So beautiful and peaceful and still.2:39 AM Jul 7th from TweetDeck

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There are many reasons I love my dog. Right now it's because there is a ring around the moon &I would never have known2:16 AM Jul 7th from twidroid

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@warrenellis agreed. She's really good, and just disturbing enough. Or a tiny bit more than that.11:18 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck

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@warrenellis agreed. Just disturbing enough. Or a tiny bit more than that...11:04 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck in reply to warrenellis

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@Sevenchappels depending on what this was replying to, either Metamorpho in latin, books, libraries, or what @Joe_hill was eating.10:49 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck in reply to Sevenchappels

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@3liza you're welcome - it's wonderful stuff!10:48 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck

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@warrenellis has she done any children's books?9:15 PM Jul 6th from web in reply to warrenellis

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Food and fear: I'm watching @joe_hill's twitterfeed in horror. #what'sJoeHilleating?9:11 PM Jul 6th from web

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@Jodyth not sure when. But I needed to find things and realised that books are now unfindable, and this is bad.9:10 PM Jul 6th from web in reply to Jodyth

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@warrenellis Elizabeth's stuff is glorious.9:09 PM Jul 6th from web in reply to warrenellis

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@theagilmore I'll introduce you two in August or September, I hope.7:30 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck in reply to theagilmore

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Margo Lanagan's Tender Morsels, one of last year's best books. Margo blogs on silly Guardian attack & Anne Fine quote http://bit.ly/3wUZUg7:26 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck

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RT Original art fans - Your chance to win an Eddie Campbell Bacchus cover from @HeyOscarWilde: CONTEST : http://is.gd/1oUXr #eddiecover6:28 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck

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Thank you for all of you who helped. This author is profoundly grateful.6:05 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck

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This is much too much fun. There won't be any more latin phrases for another few days.6:03 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck

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@Twois I think the really really wrong ones are either people with dictionaries or online translators.6:00 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck in reply to Twois

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@Lysandwr shit. No, I'd missed it. Not surprised, but still.5:58 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck in reply to Lysandwr

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@toxicbag_joe exactly.5:57 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck in reply to toxicbag_joe

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@FloraPosts it is indeed a volcano.5:54 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck in reply to FloraPosts

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@librarythingtim Brilliant. Well, we will need to pull @jodyth and @ fabulouslorrain into the discussion. But It Is Librarian Time.5:52 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck in reply to librarythingtim

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@dandeliondreams I did what? That's hilarious.5:49 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck in reply to dandeliondreams

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And please, no online translator program translations. (I could do that, and , well, they're great for sort-of translating things, but...)5:35 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck

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English to Latin: (last 3 phrases) "I survived the mountain of fire. " "I am the true (actual/real) Element Man. " "I am the only one."5:33 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck

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This is fun! (Use Twittersnooze.com if this is clogging your twitfeed. Sorry.) Okay. Three more Latin phrases coming up.5:30 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck

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@librarythingtim Were you serious about flash mob of librarians? Just learning how much chaos last person who scanned books left library in5:25 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck

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@librarythingtim it's a Roman Centurion talking, so just cheerful, not fancy, two thousand year old latin.5:15 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck

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(...and people. The pig latin joke? It's kind of funny, but will get old soon...)5:13 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck

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(I wonder if the people who suggested Babelfish or google translate know they don't actually have Latin as option. )5:11 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck

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I need the Latin for "I hear and obey", "It is too late." "I shall reach the star before you".4:53 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck

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So many volunteers and suggestions. I think I'm just going to toss them out there and see what happens, as a Twitranslation experiment.4:49 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck

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Lots of people suggesting I should ask @mrteller about Latin, but I hate to bother him. (He is the amazing Teller of Penn& fame.)4:48 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck

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@CharityV do you mean? http://bit.ly/JpAhk4:45 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck

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@charmstub American Gods mostly.4:41 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck in reply to charmstub

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Anyone out there better at Latin than me? I need a couple of phrases translated into Latin for Wednesday Comics.4:41 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck

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@brodiegal Tad Williams is brilliant. Maddy is reading an advance copy of his children's book right now, and I get it next.4:39 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck

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The Songs of Dying Earth Jack Vance-ish stories by lots of authors (me, Dan Simmons, GRRM, Liz Hand et al), now out: http://bit.ly/kZiDu3:45 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck

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@amber_benson "eat". "Eat" is good too. And so is "have".3:03 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck in reply to amber_benson

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RT @nailest: £5 tickets for @davegorman & @neilhimself at #edinburgh book fest thanks to @theskinnymag http://bit.ly/PehPV1:33 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck

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@ohiopoet she's read the age-appropriate ones -- and just did a school book report on Anansi Boys, which thrilled me.1:32 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck in reply to ohiopoet

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Goodnight universe. You are probably bigger on the inside too.3:03 AM Jul 6th from twidroid

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@ChefShonna that only works where you have decent cellphone service. I'm a bit rural here.2:55 AM Jul 6th from twidroid in reply to ChefShonna

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...not fix the internet.1:48 AM Jul 6th from twidroid

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Internet dead again on helpline-free Sunday night. Author contemplates murder or switching dsl providers. Murder is more satisfying but does1:43 AM Jul 6th from twidroid

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@krissy_meyers Well the Second is My Doctor. But David Tennant is astonishing.3:19 PM Jul 5th from TweetDeck in reply to krissy_meyers

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Just saw http://twitpic.com/9cxr3 and wondering how they found me and where I eventually turned up.2:55 PM Jul 5th from TweetDeck

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@Kinravip it's a "likes and dislikes" interview on the phone. It rings and someone says "What do you like?" and you go "urp" and burble.2:49 PM Jul 5th from TweetDeck in reply to Kinravip

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@zoecello Next year, I think I will ask @woodsmanhans to paint one hive as a Tardis. Bigger on the Inside...2:48 PM Jul 5th from TweetDeck in reply to zoecello

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@The_Arn I said "England, Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland and the Channel Isles and Isle of Man" in the interview. But they edited it.2:47 PM Jul 5th from TweetDeck in reply to The_Arn

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@debcha it's not a G1 thing at all.2:45 PM Jul 5th from TweetDeck in reply to debcha

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@insignifikunt mostly, people are blinded. Also she plays tiny pianos or uses hamsters threateningly.2:42 PM Jul 5th from TweetDeck in reply to insignifikunt

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@tomabba very odd, isn't it?2:17 PM Jul 5th from TweetDeck in reply to tomabba

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RT good lord. Things I like and I don't. @KezD: @neilhimself in the Sunday paper - The Sunday Telegraph!! http://twitpic.com/9dy5y2:17 PM Jul 5th from TweetDeck

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@debcha it's easily fixable - you just change the default notification tone. But it's an odd default..2:14 PM Jul 5th from TweetDeck in reply to debcha

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@adamhorovitz I really hope so4:03 AM Jul 5th from twidroid in reply to adamhorovitz

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The NY @mcctheater production of Stephin Merritt's CORALINE Musical http://bit.ly/u2ujh ends Sun5thJuly (worth checking if any last tickets)1:49 AM Jul 5th from TweetDeck

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@amandapalmer http://twitpic.com/9d2z5 - You're wearing the dress again. You know what happens when you wear the dress.1:43 AM Jul 5th from TwitPic

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@lisa_mcmann the New Yorker explains: http://bit.ly/17fW651:24 AM Jul 5th from TweetDeck in reply to lisa_mcmann

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@RealCliveBarker It's unbelievable how long fireworks go on for when you have a dog to reassure.11:32 PM Jul 4th from web in reply to RealCliveBarker

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@heatherirish "Aluminium" for I am English.11:30 PM Jul 4th from web in reply to heatherirish

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@GoddessGuide sure. Best person to email is fabulouslorraine@gaiman.net, AKA @fabulouslorrain10:19 PM Jul 4th from TweetDeck in reply to GoddessGuide

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@jess_fw nope. Now fixed.10:03 PM Jul 4th from web in reply to jess_fw

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@JimAyson yup. Now fixed.10:02 PM Jul 4th from web in reply to JimAyson

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For those who wonder about why it's Aluminium in the UK and Aluminum in the US, and why it isn't Alumium anywhere: http://bit.ly/10ZqHQ10:01 PM Jul 4th from web

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@lyracole yup. Typo.10:00 PM Jul 4th from web in reply to lyracole

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Dropped Maddy & co off at the lake to watch fireworks. Spending an evening reassuring a startled dog and writing a script and a short story.9:56 PM Jul 4th from web

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@GoddessGuide it looks amazing. Hmm. Unlikely (not impossible) but not sure where I am in November yet.9:54 PM Jul 4th from web in reply to GoddessGuide

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@cadwaladr he did. And he called it Alumium first. http://www.worldwidewords.o...9:52 PM Jul 4th from web in reply to Cadwaladr

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@Meboggs tell her yes, it could. If it took them by surprise.8:56 PM Jul 4th from TweetDeck in reply to Meboggs

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@EricaCochrane Not sure why it would have been deleted. Sorry -- please upload it (or another) again. The mosaic will get bigger.8:32 PM Jul 4th from TweetDeck in reply to EricaCochrane

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RT as the @kingofcorpses arm meets @Lncartsudios - another pic: @spacedlawyer: More of that there: http://bit.ly/W1FhL5:04 PM Jul 4th from TweetDeck

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@TempleofAnubis that would be great. I think @hollyherself may have leads enough already, but she can let you know.4:50 PM Jul 4th from TweetDeck in reply to TempleofAnubis

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@EllenKushner the links are in http://bit.ly/82hmp -- but you need unopened tins of condensed milk.4:49 PM Jul 4th from TweetDeck in reply to EllenKushner

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@LncArtStudios I'll put up more photos over the next few weeks. Again, it's beautiful!4:47 PM Jul 4th from TweetDeck in reply to LncArtStudios

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@Duracelltalker I had a spare gravestone in the garden. They make it feel loved.4:46 PM Jul 4th from TweetDeck in reply to Duracelltalker

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http://twitpic.com/9b104 - Dead Hand One (from @kingofCorpses) meets Dead Hand Two (from @LncArtStudios). The day they met. Now they lo ...4:40 PM Jul 4th from TwitPic

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http://twitpic.com/9b0z5 - Dead Arm Number Two, made by @LncArtStudios - there's a man under there, and he's upset...4:38 PM Jul 4th from TwitPic

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http://twitpic.com/9b0w3 - Dead Hand Number One, courtesy of @kingofcorpses. So realistic my Doctor was impressed.4:36 PM Jul 4th from TwitPic

406.
@EllenKushner Well, now it's opened you can't make a banoffi pie with it...4:29 PM Jul 4th from TweetDeck in reply to EllenKushner

407.
A weird G2 default seems to be to play a ringtone forever if it receives an email or text message. What a strange default.4:29 PM Jul 4th from TweetDeck

408.
@marquiscarabas "Deathbird Stories" is a good place to start.4:27 PM Jul 4th from TweetDeck in reply to marquiscarabas

409.
@solumARC no, George 3rd was fluent in English and German.4:27 PM Jul 4th from TweetDeck in reply to solumARC

410.
@tzinski nope. I need a "how to finish it" strategy.4:25 PM Jul 4th from TweetDeck in reply to tzinski

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@smartmonkeee the RT at the front of the post means I'm Retweeting something someone else wrote. It's a Twitter thing.2:31 PM Jul 4th from TweetDeck in reply to smartmonkeee

412.
RT BEAUTIFUL! Go & look @JimLynn: a zoomy version of the mosaic: http://www.uslot.com/neilba... Click to zoom, shift-click to zoom out.2:30 PM Jul 4th from TweetDeck

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@maureenjohnson alas @hodgman and @stephenfry would be rubbish feuders too. It would be like fueding with scampering puppies or kittens.2:05 PM Jul 4th from TweetDeck

414.
@mkazoo I want boxes filled with Flights of Stars too.2:02 PM Jul 4th from TweetDeck in reply to mkazoo

415.
RT RIP @kvanh: AOL shutdown CompuServe today. I first "met" @neilhimself @ihnatko and @evanier in the comic book forum on CompuServe.1:59 PM Jul 4th from TweetDeck

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@KatWithSword @mkazoo check out http://bit.ly/RWoRj for official 1906 US gov't spellings. Accursed must be spelled accurst by officials1:58 PM Jul 4th from TweetDeck in reply to KatWithSword

417.
@indykitty at a guess it would have dark hair and a big nose. Probably it would enjoy making things up.1:43 PM Jul 4th from TweetDeck in reply to indykitty

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@Cadwaladr nope. Alumium was the original spelling. Davy, who discovered it, named it Aluminium in the end.1:42 PM Jul 4th from TweetDeck in reply to Cadwaladr

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@smittyhalibut no, it was invented and named (thrice) by Humphrey Davy, an Englishman, and renamed (sort of) by Noah Webster (an American)1:40 PM Jul 4th from TweetDeck in reply to smittyhalibut

420.
Blog posted. Now off to bed on this, We Made The Colonies Independent and Let Them Spell Colour, Axe and Aluminium with Missing Letters Day.4:26 AM Jul 4th from TweetDeck

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@MELODYSUICIDE No?4:10 AM Jul 4th from TweetDeck in reply to MELODYSUICIDE

422.
Blog entry up: Death Wish: posted by Neil I went to Los Angeles, had a sort of a working holiday, .. http://bit.ly/1anKdG4:06 AM Jul 4th from twitterfeed

423.
@quantuminsanity no, I can.3:31 AM Jul 4th from TweetDeck in reply to quantuminsanity

424.
Maddy is watching YouTube and chortling loudly at the video of me being snogged by @wossy. "You turn so many colours, Dad!" Sigh.1:53 AM Jul 4th from TweetDeck

425.
@BGFCentral come out here next summer. I just spent an evening wandering through firefly woods with Steve Brust.1:41 AM Jul 4th from TweetDeck in reply to BGFCentral

426.
@buythebookcvcom I didn't know that. Oh good. I shall start wearing a doublet.1:40 AM Jul 4th from TweetDeck in reply to buythebookcvcom

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The amazing @danguyf made a mosaic out of the first 600 balloon #666party pics: http://www.neilgaiman.com/e...12:02 AM Jul 4th from TweetDeck

428.
@maureenjohnson I bet I'll be a rubbish feuder. Once I've got past "Your prose style makes your bottom look big" I'm out of author insults.9:09 PM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to maureenjohnson

429.
@jakeyestacado I have three amazing children. They do all the work at being wonderful, and I take the credit. It's easy.8:06 PM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to jakeyestacado

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@MsRaa will do.8:01 PM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to MsRaa

431.
@MsRaa Bog Child was on the Telegraph list, wasn't it? Anyway, definitely in Edinburgh 18-25th, not certain after .7:52 PM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to MsRaa

432.
@sarahdope yup.6:56 PM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to sarahdope

433.
@sarahdope So far (after ten hours) it's better in every way but one -- I really don't like onscreen keyboards.6:38 PM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to sarahdope

434.
Thank you, Maddy. (Amused Dad-look.) (Google has given me a G2 to play with, and I let Maddy play with it.)6:30 PM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck

435.
@Kaiberie I ate some of it, but it was concentrated sweetness.6:24 PM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to Kaiberie

436.
This is maddy, neil's daughter! I stole his phone heheh:) @maddyg44 rocks. ;D5:57 PM Jul 3rd from twidroid

437.
@TempleofAnubis and you are much too kind.5:40 PM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to TempleofAnubis

438.
@TempleofAnubis and believe me, I'm very grateful. ;)5:36 PM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to TempleofAnubis

439.
@TempleofAnubis It's not like I catch you. If you put my name in a tweet it shows up in my mentions, and if I think it's unfair I'll respond5:35 PM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to TempleofAnubis

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@TempleofAnubis I think the most reassuring thing about Twitter is that there aren't any rules. It isn't like you can do it wrong.5:34 PM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to TempleofAnubis

441.
@maureenjohnson you can feud with me if you like. I'm probably not very good at it, but happy to give it a try.5:31 PM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to maureenjohnson

442.
@TempleofAnubis @manmademoon's twitterage isn't about his movie, and @jasonwebley is just getting his feet wet here, and they're friends.5:31 PM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to TempleofAnubis

443.
@erikamiami not as such, but I think we will learn more about some of the people in that book.5:17 PM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to erikamiami

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@kate_edge TENDER MORSELS is an amazing novel. ANd I think good books for kids should be good books for people.5:16 PM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to kate_edge

445.
@TempleofAnubis And what exactly am I meant to be selling? I'm here cos it's fun, will stop when it gets too crowded or silly.5:13 PM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to TempleofAnubis

446.
@MsRaa er, what about them? The Telegraph gave a bunch of writers 50 words each to recommend a few books for kids. It's a great list.5:12 PM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to MsRaa

447.
@brodiegal both, the latter and yes.5:10 PM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to brodiegal

448.
My #followfriday is @jasonwebley , because it is his eleventieth celebration tonight. And @ManMadeMoon, because his film MOON is out now.4:29 PM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck

449.
Fantastic list of summer books for children/YA at Daily Telegraph http://bit.ly/PeRbK (and I do not say this because I contributed to it)4:26 PM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck

450.
@5woodrabbit not as far as I know.4:12 PM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to 5woodrabbit

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@freakshowDoc still rather worriedly trying to find it. Suspect it arrived while I was away and someone helpfully put it somewhere. Hunting.4:11 PM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to freakshowDoc

452.
@flordelmal I'm pretty sure that a quick Google will give you more me talking about Watchmen than you can use.4:10 PM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to flordelmal

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@KristineRusch that gives me warm, fuzzy feelings inside. But really, we need you writing. (Loved the Zelazny intro BTW.)4:08 PM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to KristineRusch

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@MarcyChen I always knew where it was going12:54 PM Jul 3rd from twidroid in reply to MarcyChen

455.
@popcandy I wasn't impressed by the Who ep but she was wonderful in Moffatt's Jeckyll12:53 PM Jul 3rd from twidroid in reply to popcandy

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@fabulouslorrain I'll go back to sleep then.11:32 AM Jul 3rd from twidroid in reply to fabulouslorrain

457.
Someone should've noticed his computer's still set to Pacific Time. It's 2 hours later than he thought. That someone = me. Bugger. Goodnight6:19 AM Jul 3rd from web

458.
@BayleeBailey that sounds like the least fun 21st birthday you'll ever have. Hope the 22nd birthday is the most fun. Happy Birthday anyway.6:16 AM Jul 3rd from web in reply to BayleeBailey

459.
RT @hollyherself:(AKA my daughter) Looking for a UK primary or secondary teacher who podcasts with students to help with a research project.5:53 AM Jul 3rd from web

460.
@paulbrislen you are welcome. How cool.5:04 AM Jul 3rd from web in reply to paulbrislen

461.
@summersSnowfall it should work forever. If there's a problem, let @danguyf (the webgoblin) know.3:46 AM Jul 3rd from web in reply to summersSnowfall

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@KristineRusch I am SO happy you liked it! (And, cos it wasn't written yet then.)3:31 AM Jul 3rd from web in reply to KristineRusch

463.
@MarcyChen oh. Yes, definitely.3:20 AM Jul 3rd from web in reply to MarcyChen

464.
@Sudenheimo I still do it.1:29 AM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to Sudenheimo

465.
@Daggerstone I don't hate you. It's just. Well, after that stuff you did. You know. At the lighthouse. With the knives. It's... awkward.1:27 AM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to Daggerstone

466.
@MarcyChen must have got past me. (Many things do. I miss lots of tweets, especially on fridays.) What was it?1:23 AM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to MarcyChen

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@evanandra not really, it's only a moment of a circus. I want to make a whole one.1:21 AM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to evanandra

468.
@bibliobeque did they give you something special?1:20 AM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to bibliobeque

469.
RT I don't think parties have winners. But... @MamaGaea: To me: WINNER of @neilhimself 's Apocalypse Balloon Party . http://bit.ly/10uGHD1:19 AM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck

470.
Glorious. Made me want to run away and write a circus.11:23 PM Jul 2nd from twidroid

471.
RT @odessasteps: @neilhimself Anyone sent you the link to Roger Langridge's Morpheus as Muppet sketch yet? Here it is: http://bit.ly/iZdSi10:19 PM Jul 2nd from twibble

472.
http://twitpic.com/93xht - Maddy just asked if i were going to tweet this photo. I wasn't, but i will.10:15 PM Jul 2nd from TwitPic

473.
@whore_hay but it is 11 characters longer than hashtags can track.6:50 PM Jul 2nd from twidroid in reply to whore_hay

474.
Right. Off with Maddy to the Cirque De Soleil Kooza show. Hurrah. Also, Sushi will be eaten. And a lost script has been found. Selah.5:33 PM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck

475.
@antiuser he did. Nice job!5:29 PM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to antiuser

476.
RT please click on it @paulandstorm: trying to run our new servers through their paces; everyone visit http://www.paulandstorm.com now .4:46 PM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck

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@DaveyGrime not sure of the point. They know they're hated. Important thing is to vote them out, not to feel good #stopthebnp #hopenothate3:48 PM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to DaveyGrime

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@danguyf That's not photoshop -- it was taken and uploaded by @Erinyaeger. http://bit.ly/3O7Rcj Amanda and me at Harlan's. With balloons.12:12 PM Jul 2nd from web in reply to danguyf

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For @Scatterbeams et al: 666,666 Celebratory Apocalypso Party. Take a photo of you & a balloon.Upload it at http://bit.ly/666party - and RT.3:07 AM Jul 2nd from web

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@erinyaeger please do, yes.2:51 AM Jul 2nd from web in reply to erinyaeger

481.
312 gloriously balloonatic photos and drawings up at http://bit.ly/666party - you lot are amazing. And dead funny.2:31 AM Jul 2nd from web

482.
Eddie Campbell has begun blogging again and I'd missed it. And he's got a complete ALEC coming out. Best comic ever. http://bit.ly/alecbook2:28 AM Jul 2nd from web

483.
@Totz_the_Plaid all of them. Except Peter Cushing, Colin Baker, and Joanna Lumley.12:28 AM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to Totz_the_Plaid

484.
@gralinnaea most amazing balloon picture yet. And there are some remarkable ones there.12:26 AM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck

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@marilynpeake thank you, although all the credit is @davemckean's, not mine.12:11 AM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to marilynpeake

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@matthusby well, you can click on any of the pictures to embiggen 'em Matt...12:11 AM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to matthusby

487.
@PaleSaent I think the party will be going on for a while...12:09 AM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to PaleSaent

488.
@gomboti that is indeed a doomful chicken.12:08 AM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to gomboti

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@Tom_OBedlam many balloons there. But no.12:06 AM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to Tom_OBedlam

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@heatherirish It was taken a few days ago... will upload it as soon as I get it. Or make a new one.12:02 AM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to heatherirish

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@shotbykim what about "The Dark"?11:58 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck

492.
@smerp but he didn't do it with a balloon...11:56 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck in reply to smerp

493.
@Troyr067 definitely, yes; blown-up condoms definitely count as balloons. So do rubber gloves, drawings of balloons, etc.11:55 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck

494.
@IntNorbertCon right now it's 10 without balloons out of 85, so people are getting there...10:48 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck in reply to IntNorbertCon

495.
@MilesBehn if you're still in Edinburgh on the 22nd, get to the @amandapalmer gig, as I will be signing copies of WHO KILLED AMANDA there10:41 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck in reply to MilesBehn

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@lexy_jane people are doing really imaginative things. Some photoshopped balloons. Some drawn balloons...10:40 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck in reply to lexy_jane

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@danguyf nah. It's a party. They're like the people who turn up at a costume party without a costume. (Amazed by some of the balloons.)10:39 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck in reply to danguyf

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NB there's no deadline on the apocalypse balloon pics at http://bit.ly/666party so don't worry if you have no balloon, camera or face yet.10:35 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck

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RT if you are a Hugo voter @AndrewM138: remind your Hugo-voting followers that polls close soonish http://vote.anticipationsf....10:33 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck

500.
Right. We're having a virtual apocalypse party. With balloons: instructions at http://bit.ly/666party -- upload your photo and join.10:30 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck

501.
@atchim_saude well done!10:25 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck in reply to atchim_saude

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@birdchick ooh-er missus.10:24 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck in reply to birdchick

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@DelacyRenee glad to have helped.10:23 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck in reply to DelacyRenee

504.
If you do not have a balloon, do not worry. There is time. I will tell you what to do with it soon...9:29 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck

505.
Okay. The 666,666 Celebratory Apocalypso Foolishness plan has materialised, thanks to @danguyf. First take a photo of you & a balloon.9:19 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck

506.
@Negro_Joe I hope so. I'm proud of it, and it won the Newbery Medal, and a few other awards. You can watch it free at www.mousecircus.com8:42 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck in reply to Negro_Joe

507.
@meercait er... did I mention New Jersey in that interview?8:41 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck in reply to meercait

508.
@extrae do you need a ride back, or someone who knows cars?8:40 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck in reply to extrae

509.
@EllieHansen Neverwhere and the Graveyard Book, probably. Then Anansi Boys and American Gods.6:54 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck in reply to EllieHansen

510.
@RealCliveBarker probably things like this: http://bit.ly/OLOTS6:53 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck in reply to RealCliveBarker

511.
Just thought I'd mention that @realclivebarker is interviewing Grant Morrison tonight at Meltdown comics in LA, at 6.00. Two visionaries.6:31 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck

512.
Lots of people asking if I will be at @amandapalmer's Hermosa Beach gig (end 21st st) at 4.00pm today. No. I am afraid I am 2000 miles away.5:43 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck

513.
@locaoimh it is here...5:38 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck in reply to locaoimh

514.
@klaraWONDERLAND I didn't know I had ANY books translated into Slovene.5:14 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck

515.
RT @mcctheater: Q&A w/Neil Gaiman: Stephin Merritt, Hollywood, Amanda Palmer (http://bit.ly/2YMvf7), and more. http://bit.ly/18x81b5:07 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck

516.
@lady_morgan I barely believe it myself.5:02 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck in reply to lady_morgan

517.
@jakemondo no. When I was a young author, they mostly did. Now I do. It's probably the reason for the decline in quality over the years.5:02 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck in reply to jakemondo

518.
@earth_mommy not yet. Still waiting.5:00 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck in reply to earth_mommy

519.
...And about a hundred others. @cobrastarfish was probably first, so here is her apocalyptic screenshot: http://yfrog.com/17qlep4:58 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck

520.
Thank you @cobrastarfish @alicehaswords @chiieddy @moroii @thatgirlrenita @meggiloo @gorzka @emilymayhem @odysseyuwrf @baitman @tikimoof4:57 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck

521.
Sorry about that - I went off to do a bee inspection with @birdchick, @spacedlawyer and @fabulouslorrain. The bees say hello. And also buzz.4:41 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck

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@travisking ah. But are we sure it didn't occur...?2:34 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck in reply to travisking

523.
@noveldoctor you seriously do.2:28 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck in reply to noveldoctor

524.
And THANK YOU for the screenshots! (I will link to a few in an hour or so.)12:14 PM Jul 1st from web

525.
Also, go to @Joe_Hill's profile and read his explanation of the ancient Critic/Writer divide...12:12 PM Jul 1st from web

526.
RT: every-con-report-you-need-to-read all at once from @budgie: http://bit.ly/KRtbQ12:06 PM Jul 1st from web

527.
@dramaturgjustin what a brilliant idea. Possibly fireworks Saturday night?12:02 PM Jul 1st from web in reply to dramaturgjustin

528.
Am awake in strange new postapocalyptic world. In a moment I will go downstairs to see if it was triffids or the rapture that done it.11:41 AM Jul 1st from web

529.
Anyway, goodnight world. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning. (Well, it won't be me but the imminent apocalypse)3:54 AM Jul 1st from TweetDeck

530.
If anyone sees 666,666, can you take a screenshot of it? And you will need a balloon to celebrate the apocalypse properly. More tomorrow.3:53 AM Jul 1st from TweetDeck

531.
@mikalgilmore He seems very certain that God wants him to stay on as Governor. Which is odd, because God told *me* that he's embarrassing.3:47 AM Jul 1st from TweetDeck in reply to mikalgilmore

532.
@Losile really? I'd love to know if there are more tables than one like that out there, and if they can be bought (so does @donttrythis)3:42 AM Jul 1st from TweetDeck in reply to Losile

533.
@neverwear kitty... did you see the tshirt conversation with @davemckean?1:08 AM Jul 1st from twidroid in reply to neverwear

534.
At ebay, Ian McDowel is auctioning http://bit.ly/1VMUqO original handwritten stories by me, PZ Brite, Kelly Link, @greygirlbeast et al12:48 AM Jul 1st from TweetDeck

535.
@ChrisLikesPie Preludes and Nocturnes, or The Doll's House. Or just bit the bullet and make it Absolute Sandman Volume 1.12:12 AM Jul 1st from TweetDeck in reply to ChrisLikesPie

536.
@donttrythis It's probably best that there's no information on where you actually get them, so our love for that table remains unconsummated12:11 AM Jul 1st from TweetDeck

537.
@midnightpages the (former) British Museum Reading Room is very wonderful.12:00 AM Jul 1st from TweetDeck in reply to midnightpages

538.
@plaidiguana Er. So I'm listing my favourite stories, and you're suggesting it'd be more fair if I picked from the less good ones?11:49 PM Jun 30th from TweetDeck in reply to plaidiguana

539.
@plaidiguana Define "the rest".11:33 PM Jun 30th from TweetDeck in reply to plaidiguana

540.
@jilliandomani what, all of them?10:35 PM Jun 30th from web in reply to jilliandomani

541.
@michelledeidre oops. Missed the "Only pick one" bit, and I misspelled Daemons.10:30 PM Jun 30th from web in reply to michelledeidre

542.
@kimvermillion I missed what happened to your father in the twitterstream. Glad he's home, and sending love.10:25 PM Jun 30th from web in reply to kimvermillion

543.
@michelledeidre Blink, The Girl in the Fireplace. Dalek, Human Nature, The Demons, War Games, Tomb of the Cybermen, City of Death, 3 Doctors10:19 PM Jun 30th from web in reply to michelledeidre

544.
I want this table. I have never wanted a table before. Have I become the kind of person who wants furniture? http://bit.ly/13blJM9:11 PM Jun 30th from TweetDeck

545.
@RodriguezRafa Ah. I have the best Brazilian readers.9:09 PM Jun 30th from TweetDeck in reply to RodriguezRafa

546.
@queeniefox I am almost never offended when people say "yikes"8:52 PM Jun 30th from web in reply to queeniefox

547.
The other day I told friends the story of how my face was burned by builders' sand for a Wired UK photoshoot - it's up: http://bit.ly/V0Nbw7:54 PM Jun 30th from TweetDeck

548.
@sigmalives none, alas.7:48 PM Jun 30th from TweetDeck in reply to sigmalives

549.
Just a reminder that there are still tickets to the all ages Edinburgh litfest event http://bit.ly/qv1BR7:47 PM Jun 30th from TweetDeck

550.
@haushinka88 the Edinburgh Lit Fest event the day before hasn't yet sold out.7:09 PM Jun 30th from TweetDeck in reply to haushinka88

551.
@moyn2000 possibly the Dream Hunters book, as it's not quite comics.7:08 PM Jun 30th from TweetDeck in reply to moyn2000

552.
@timemaychangeme hmm. It does not appear to change. I manually did it and saved it two or three times, and it stayed at C2E6ee each time.7:07 PM Jun 30th from TweetDeck in reply to timemaychangeme

553.
@timemaychangeme it's just a Twitter default. I keep meaning to do a proper one, but never have.6:52 PM Jun 30th from TweetDeck in reply to timemaychangeme

554.
@timemaychangeme er. No, it's not. Did I break something?6:37 PM Jun 30th from web in reply to timemaychangeme

555.
@timemaychangeme the wrong colour for what?6:34 PM Jun 30th from web in reply to timemaychangeme

556.
@WeirdAlRules er, no. It was a fake neil patrick harris that was outed as fake. This is author Neil Gaiman. You are confusing your Neils.6:20 PM Jun 30th from TweetDeck in reply to WeirdAlRules

557.
@actordougjones Ah, thankyou Dougie. There's love. No, hang on, you say that. @Maddyg44 says hello.6:19 PM Jun 30th from TweetDeck in reply to actordougjones

558.
@lacarmina not sure that I really have any opinions; but I loved looking at your website.5:48 PM Jun 30th from web in reply to lacarmina

559.
@nick nope. balloons AND Doomsday. Probably.5:46 PM Jun 30th from web in reply to nick

560.
@AlmightyHoogs there shall be Irn Bru, but only in Scotland and places that import it.5:46 PM Jun 30th from web in reply to AlmightyHoogs

561.
@erinyaeger it was really fun. Have you got a link to any of them?5:44 PM Jun 30th from web in reply to erinyaeger

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@KenPlume yes. Or Walloons.5:41 PM Jun 30th from web in reply to KenPlume

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@trentvanegas thank you. It makes me happy, as does she.5:41 PM Jun 30th from web in reply to trentvanegas

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If another 5,109 people follow me, I will have 666,666 followers and the world will probably end. I think we need a party with balloons.5:37 PM Jun 30th from web

565.
@color @DaveMcKean well, it's up to @neverwear, for it is her company and not mine. But I would love it if she did a set of them.5:32 PM Jun 30th from web in reply to color

566.
@lauriepink I fully intend to. It has a glitch in it.5:30 PM Jun 30th from web in reply to lauriepink

567.
@Gold_Bug if it happens, it would.4:58 PM Jun 30th from twidroid in reply to Gold_Bug

568.
@JackViolet never even assume I see tweets. Volume always too large to keep up, let alone reply; and that is good.4:56 PM Jun 30th from twidroid in reply to JackViolet

569.
@vgpal I don't think so, but I do write novels sometimes.4:52 PM Jun 30th from twidroid in reply to vgpal

570.
@thestephmerritt you've seen http://www.gothsinhotweathe... then?1:57 PM Jun 30th from TweetDeck in reply to thestephmerritt

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I think it's a glitch at your end.1:55 PM Jun 30th from TweetDeck

572.
RT (he's also twitpiccing the art as he goes) @DaveMcKean: : http://twitpic.com/8ujna, http://twitpic.com/8ujup, http://twitpic.com/8uk0m1:30 PM Jun 30th from TweetDeck

573.
If you're in Chicago @Davemckean will be there in 2 weeks: art for sale, posters, screenings, silent films, MirrorMask http://bit.ly/7mqjv1:04 PM Jun 30th from web

574.
RT best optical illusion, possibly, ever @qikipedia: The elves are not sure what colour grass is any more: http://tinyurl.com/qi00605:31 AM Jun 30th from TweetDeck

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@darlingwind more or less. I'm not married, but @amandapalmer is as close as I get, and it is she.5:19 AM Jun 30th from web in reply to darlingwind

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@albinokid you mean, people pretending to be me (yes) or people pretending to be me for profit (no)?5:18 AM Jun 30th from web in reply to albinokid

577.
@albinokid Hard to say. It all comes out of the same head...5:08 AM Jun 30th from web in reply to albinokid

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@lochnessmonster I am afraid not.4:58 AM Jun 30th from web in reply to lochnessmonster

579.
Thanks to everyone who wrote to say they like the new picture. It was taken by @pixievision on Friday night at the party.4:20 AM Jun 30th from web

580.
RT @mythicdelirium: My reading of "Conjunctions" by @neilhimself now up @starshipsofa: http://tiny.cc/gc1tO3:42 AM Jun 30th from web

581.
RT lovely @ivyratafia: Went to a cool party last night because of @neilhimself & @amandapalmer, wrote about it here: http://bit.ly/J1DZB3:15 AM Jun 30th from TweetDeck

582.
@houseofprince It was time. Too many new people on and clueless. Three months on it seemed time to point again.3:10 AM Jun 30th from web in reply to houseofprince

583.
@mkazoo thank you!3:09 AM Jun 30th from web in reply to mkazoo

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@AnneBillson afraid not -- not until August/Sept.3:05 AM Jun 30th from web in reply to AnneBillson

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@zero_20 click on the link from a computer or web-equipped phone, read and learn.2:56 AM Jun 30th from web in reply to zero_20

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Lots of people have told me they're on Twitter but do not know what to do now. For them, http://bit.ly/12c626 a guide from @houseofprince2:40 AM Jun 30th from web

587.
@NancyHightower I think the glitch has now fixed -- I'm now getting Twidroid in reply to" up on Tweetdeck..2:27 AM Jun 30th from TweetDeck

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@travelingheidi I don't have one, and I don't think it would be fair to nick one from Maddy.2:25 AM Jun 30th from TweetDeck in reply to travelingheidi

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@kevintee it's looking like I may be in that part of the world in October, yes.2:02 AM Jun 30th from TweetDeck in reply to kevintee

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@PrecisionGrace about a decade.12:51 AM Jun 30th from twidroid in reply to PrecisionGrace

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@the_russkey not really, but my blog contains lots of them.8:17 PM Jun 29th from twidroid

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@massdistraction ...and we just said hello. What a small, twittery world.8:14 PM Jun 29th from twidroid

593.
Blog entry up: Locus Award...: posted by Neil Arrived in LAX airport to find that the NorthWest lo.. http://bit.ly/aUrdg8:05 PM Jun 29th from twitterfeed

594.
Was just asked to remind the world that the @mcctheater offbroadway production of stephin merritt Coraline musical closes on july 5th.6:18 PM Jun 29th from twidroid

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@johannahgage it's a twitter feed about whatever I'm interested in. My stuff. My friends. Retweets. There are no twitter rules, I am afraid.6:11 PM Jun 29th from twidroid

596.
The @amandapalmer secret beach gig is this Wednesday at 4.00pm hermosa beach, on beach at end of 21st st. Formal or ninja wear requested.4:20 PM Jun 29th from twidroid

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@NancyHightower doesn't it? That's odd: it shows me "in reply to" here.2:09 PM Jun 29th from twidroid
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