Aggregate Twitterage

• 11:58 Just cheered up Lorraine by showing her my "say dot.com and you can make a Nexus 1 swear as much as you want" trick. It'll make me famous. #
• 12:15 @bluemaiya Beautiful photos, although the one marked "Neil's Backside" gave me pause for a moment! #
• 12:16 @vodou If you swear, it transcribes it as ####. If you say eg "cocksucker dot com" it will obediently transcribe it as cocksucker.com. Voila #
• 12:20 For the curious: swear into a Google phone & it transcribes it as ####. But if you swear and then say "dot com" it will write what you said. #
• 12:21 I was hoping this discovery would bring me fame and fortune, but alas, it's being mentioned (see bit.ly/6Z61iA )but not credited. #
• 12:22 In other news, Dr Amy the vet is on her way over to put Zoe to sleep (still a euphemism) and my heart is very heavy. #
• 12:32 RT shows! @amandapalmer en france! demain (mardi): bordeaux @ Théâtre Trianon. jeudi: mont-de-marsan @ café music bit.ly/AFPtournee #
• 12:33 @olganunes me too. #
• 13:05 It's over. That was really hard. #
• 13:24 @mrtonylee it gets much better. Hits its stride and finds its tone of voice second/third season. #
• 14:22 @Valya thank you so much... love to you for yours as well... #
• 14:40 Just did a blogpost about what happened. Sitting up in my bedroom now it's written, getting ready to go back downstairs & rejoin the world. #
• 14:57 @amandapalmer all the people who told you got it right (not the people who guessed "Le Graveyard Book" who were wrong) bit.ly/5Xc1sZ #
• 15:07 LOOK! NEW BLOG ENTRY And in the End...: posted by Neil I slept with Zoe last night, in the att... bit.ly/89VeT2 WARNING:Contains me #
• 15:16 @johnnymags yes. And is now the awesome star of The Thick Of It #
• 16:17 @lauriepink I'm not sure that I have that. I'm appalling at recognising actors, & I have to have interacted with someone in some way first. #
• 16:23 @suhbuhduh oh good. Can the Nobel Prize be far away? #
• 16:24 @mickmacmhoo I'm not planning to have any other beloved pets put down soon, so you shouldn't be bothered by sad tweets in the future. #
• 16:49 Vicar with possible racist links sends UK police to intimidate blogger & threatens Australian blogger? via @bengoldacre bit.ly/5ncnhT #
• 17:08 @bengoldacre there's always "medics", although it has implication of front-line response people. #
• 17:12 @PepiSmartDog thank you. #
• 17:20 @thesarahcoleman conratulations on the commercials #
• 18:24 @AlphaPRIME88 nah, racist vicars are sad, not horrible. Police intimidation of bloggers on behalf of members of the public, that's horrible. #
• 18:25 @maralily oh good. It let "bollocks" through, too, and even knew how to spell it. #
• 18:26 @bengoldacre everything else I come up with is even longer. #
• 18:29 @hollyherself I really enjoyed doing the yoga-while-you-cook-and-sweat thing. Amanda took me in Boston. Amazingly stretchy. #
• 20:15 @hollyherself according to Miss @amandapalmer the one I liked was Baptiste Flow Yoga, not Bikram, and it does not get a thumbs up from her. #
• 00:18 LOOK! NEW BLOG ENTRY From the Department of Only In Fiction: posted by Neil Strange moments of... bit.ly/5cwi6O WARNING:Contains me #
• 00:28 @reistrangelove I'd put my money on indigestion. #
• 00:45 @sandyfishnets was that the Banana Splitz theme song or Buffalo Soldier? #
• 01:14 @reistrangelove I'm just impressed that you can spell fuchsia. Nevermind the Marmite. #
• 01:30 @sandyfishnets well, it was one or the other, Sandy. Unless it was the Wombles: bit.ly/8w6ecK #
• 02:51 For @DanyxDani (and anyone else in Alabama area) Yes - I'll be talking at UA in Tuscaloosa on Feb 18. Free. Details at bit.ly/92ERzK #
• 02:53 @Dynomoose I ask myself the same question every day. #