Aggregate Twitterage

• 09:46 RT @doctorow: Leaked secret UK plan to create Pirate Finder General w power to form militias, write laws tinyurl.com/yfbh9l2 HUGE #
• 13:21 @GreatBigNerd you're welcome #
• 13:58 @DaveMcKean hang on. I gave you one pound fifty and half a Bounty bar not to tell ANYONE about the squirrel. #
• 14:26 @MerrileeHeifetz you were so right. Would you like me to find a square picture of you that you can upload as your pic? #
• 14:45 @mistressmousey it made my day. #
• 15:10 @VoVat actually, what @amandapalmer says is that she hasn't read ALL of Sandman. It's 2000+ pages. #
• 15:10 @tabor330 nope. But anything I do has an audience, which is different. #
• 15:42 I messed up the link. If you want to bid on an afternoon of tea and chat with me at the @mothstories auction it's at bit.ly/dle5 #
• 16:01 @Kylar I expect so. Depends on schedules. #
• 16:16 @nataliefisher I've got a tweetdeck column of hers. Mostly I check it to see how a gig is going and when she's likely to be free. #
• 16:27 So @mrtonylee sent me a link to the story of How Pudsey saved his life. You should read it. bit.ly/4uJj2S #
• 16:29 @bruhinb I'll suggest to her that she might want to subsitute "finished" for "read". She wrote the intro to ABSOLUTE DEATH... #
• 16:29 @everythingnerdy yes #
• 16:47 @MotleyHippie you know, if I could have, I would've. As it was getting it down to two was a stretch. #
• 16:48 @eleraama the trouble with a #neilwebfail is mostly, a few thousand people look at a blank screen and then click away... #
• 16:50 @bruhinb A moment right up there with mine when @amandapalmer played COIN OPERATED BOY and the person next to me said "So that's you, now." #
• 17:28 @docsax wonderful, wonderful book. #
• 17:30 RT sorry, a #neilwebfail there. Here you go... @vesper_dbs: Luckily, he's got a livejournal: bit.ly/1O9TSy #
• 17:33 Here's the Mcnally-Robinson video showing their Graveyard Book party... bit.ly/1xwiGZ! #
• 18:16 @mrtonylee sorry Tony. Sometimes I forget me own strength. Er. #
• 18:54 @finallykyle twitpic.com/q5czg - I already wrote congratulating @luckycharms216 last night, Kyle. #
• 18:55 Why I will be in Chicago in February: bit.ly/1h1gfZ #
• 19:07 @ClaireLeah do you think any of them still exist anywhere? #
• 19:08 @maureenjohnson don't touch anything. Especially not the Helmic regulator or the Zeus plugs. #
• 19:38 @Fontia_Sprocket I've lived in the US for 17 years... #
• 19:40 @dashjperiod dunno. Depends on too many things right now, including whether I can manage bilocation. #
• 19:43 @meltinghalo I never mind. She's a wonderful kisser. ( Alas, I, being English, am too easily embarrassed to snog my readers.) #
• 19:43 @britnlind Oh, we planned it like that. #
• 19:47 @Fontia_Sprocket oh, that's where they got to. I've been waiting for them for years. Send the drummers my way when they turn up. #
• 20:18 @scoutfinch2271 if you're in Chicago, it's not in Chicago. If you're not in Chicago, it's in Chicago. #
• 20:28 @scoutfinch2271 oh good. And you should come and say hi when I'm in Naperville. #
• 20:29 @lukewigand in person I'm about 5 10. On Youtube I'm about two inches tall. #
• 20:33 @DrWicked apart from bit.ly/2grwZR and bit.ly/pGqp8 of course. #
• 21:05 @scoutfinch2271 I'll be all like, "Hullo. I'm Neil Gaiman." #
• 21:32 @tabor330 I'm English: Most American towns were recently fields, woods or prairie. #
• 22:49 i love my da ughter maddy, she's the best. sometimes throughout the day i stop writing and think about how great she is. just being honest :) #
• 22:54 Please remind me not to leave computers running twitter open in houses containing @maddyg44. Although she is wonderful. #
• 22:55 @hollyherself MWA HA HA HA HA! IT IS I, MADDY! i don't think anyone figured it out :D #
• 22:55 @hollyherself That was Maddy, O Best Daughter Over 20. I got tweetjacked. #
• 22:58 Someone is rolling around on a sofa gigglling helplessly, going "you weren't supposed to come in yet. How did you know ?" Someone=@maddyg44. #
• 23:00 You know the funny thing. I do stop working sometimes and think about how amazing @maddyg44 is and how ridiculously lucky I am to be a dad. #
• 23:04 @YaleLawyer it's really "at mutual convenience". I'm normally in NY 4 or 5 times a year. #
• 23:06 @KaptainKrude I think I'll be going where I'm sent by Naperville Reads. You must ask them. #
• 23:13 Let's see. Seeing everyone is asking: 1) Yes, this is me again. 2) @maddyg44 is 15. 3) Yes, she's that cute/funny in real life too. #
• 23:24 twitpic.com/q6vfg - If you see a girl who looks like this, it may be @maddyg44. Lock your computers, just in case. #
• 23:27 @AprilynnePike best kind! (Hi Aprilynne.) #
• 23:28 @vampandora I wish I had any kind of sensible advice about parenting. Mostly I just love them and figure things will work out, and they do. #
• 00:06 @Manukau_Libs I do not know. But the Festival will be in charge of all my movements. #
• 00:07 @Rocky_Hynes Lud in the Mist? Jonathan Strnage and Mr Norrell? #
• 00:09 @MichaelStefano will do. #
• 00:27 @hmaure Maure, if someone dropped a bomb on Naperville, the rest of the world would talk about the Chicago area Tragedy. #
• 00:34 @RandomFyre I think @maddyg44 knows exactly how public she wants to be, and is that public and no more. #
• 03:58 Blog entry up: "Blood! Blood in unimaginable quantities!": posted by Neil I'm happy to say that I've not won any m... bit.ly/1jMrrT #